They say, “never judge a book by its cover,” so as a service to the public, the Youth Services Librarian will judge books by the covers for you!
(This is a piece of pure satire, she actually highly recommends these books)
There’s absolutely nothing weird about a normal boy with a cape!
Why do these bananas have eyes and mouths? Too silly!
Cannot find Timmy anywhere on the cover, or any evidence of any of his failures listed in this book.
Why mushrooms? Must there be a dragon for everything?
These four look like a plucky bunch out for a grand adventure. Unsure what, “Beyond Journey’s End,” means, but I doubt it’s an epilogue for anything big, and the ramifications of said event.
How can a cat tell knock knock jokes? They can’t talk!
It’s just a bird’s eye view of a woman in a red dress? Snore!
Too purple
Highly Unrealistic, dragons cannot be girls
Too Many Chimps.
Charles Schulz as a bishonen? Nope!
Of course everyone will see you in a snow globe, it’s what snow globes are made for! Duh!
